| *new* | I WILL TAKE YOUR HEAD AND WITH IT YOUR LUCKY BASTARD POWERS;. |
| *new* | Homework eats my soul with a side of hash browns. |
| *new* | BOOOO copy & paste EVIL! |
| 1 | MAY MY SPHERE OF INFLUENCE SURROUND YOUR AURA AND SLOWLY TAINT WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR PSYCHEE |
| 2 | may ur sarcasm be ur downfall |
| 3 | may ur false attempts at flattery and insencere aplogies bring about ur doom and destruction |
| 4 | May your brake petals be eaten by acidic snails |
| 5 | FLAMES OF IMPEDING DOOM!!! |
| 6 | Dic them down with your peachy pink cock |
| 7 | Gimme some of that MONKEY!!! |
| 8 | So if you want to choke it down, it won't really choke down |
| 9 | May your gonads be molested by maggots |
| 10 | May your hair be polluted by radioactive zombie spiders |
| 11 | May your areola be ripped from your breasts with rusty pliers |
| 12 | May flesh eating worms colonized your urinary tract |
| 13 | Forever may you burn in the foul pits of hell and never may your agony be relieve and may you never taste the sweet juice of a repreive for as long as time exist. I have cursed you... so it has been said and so it shall be done... BURN BURN BURN!!!!! |
| 14 | May your skin be doused in the acidic flame from the dragon that is within me |
| 15 | May acid rain slowly eat your clothes and your nakedness be mocked by all |
| 16 | May gnats forever plague your existence |
| 17 | ON EVERYTHING THAT'S HOLY, WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!! |
| 18 | May your eyelids be turn inside out and a thousand itches come upon them |
| 19 | May your ankles be gnawed on by rabid squirrels |
| 20 | May you be force feed rotten unseasoned pork chops oozing with deformed fruit flies |
| 21 | You have birth bearing hips. You give me many sons and provide gallons of milk from which they may feed upon |
| 22 | May the earth open up and may the unholy hand of Satan rise up and crush you into dust and sweep you under the carpet that is the earth |
| 23 | May the hot flames of my anger scorch your inner soul and the ashes of your former self swept away by the wind into the abyss that is nothing |
| 24 | May the void that is your mind be irreversible due to the psychological damage which I inflicted upon you |